You are doing The Lord’s work.

One does not get evicted for having a similar apartment to another tenant. One gets evicted for being in material breach of their lease. Evicting tenants is QUITE difficult.

Late to this, but literally the best response to Matt Lauer’s bullshit. 

Off topic, but sometimes I sing your screen name when I am by myself.

Uh oh! Someone doesn't like the Scarlett Letter he's been branded with. 

Really, I couldn’t stop laughing. Like does he mean all the women he fucked while married are supposed to have a pack amongst themselves to keep quiet? He’s just pissed he got fired, had to give his wife half of the money, everyone hates him and he can’t get laid. LOL. What a fucking wanker. He needs to shut the fuck…

The shelter. of. my. silence. !!!!!!

Nobody better come for my Saturday night monkey knife fights is all I’m saying.

They came for the dog fighting, and I didn’t speak up.

This is the most perfect comment encapsulation of the article.

One night, while wearing my white nightgown, I returned to bed where my partner was already asleep. He suddenly wakes, screaming in terror at me. It was so sudden and unexpected, I started screaming back at him. For a brief moment we were both in a horror movie. Fun times.

From where can I download it? I’d like to watch it. And maybe upload it repeatedly.

It’s like they removed the part of his brain that experiences joy.

“But then there are also the times when the Eagles systematically dominate every phase of the game, leading to inexplicable takeaways and stupefied opponents.”

And then lose it after being up 28-3.

Edit: Oh, wait. That’s the Falcons. My bad, wrong bird team.

It’s like they removed the part of his brain that experiences joy.

As an Eagles fan, the absolute best Eagles games are when the Eagles play like pure garbage against an inferior opponent for the first 3 quarters of a game. And then pull it all together in the 4th quarter to win. You get all of the joy of booing and cursing for 3 hours. And then for the final half hour you get to see…

Daniel Jones looks like the actor they’d cast to play Eli Manning in a movie about Peyton Manning’s life.

and its been updated, making my joke null.  Bad form, D+

Is there some sort if bra/glasses contraption for the eyeboobed ..and would they be marketed as ‘See Cups’?