Can you imagine sitting at the thanksgiving table with this despicable Great-Gazoo looking motherfucker?

No. It is their job to come up with some kind of defense for their client, no matter how egregious their client’s crimes. I wish they had demonstrated a greater amount of conscious by turning down Brock ‘finger-bang rapist’ Turner, but someone would eventually do it. 

Frankly, I’d be fine if they just wrote, “Get the fuck out of here.”

I love that he doesn’t deny being bitchy, and instead explains why he feels he has “every right” to be bitchy.

Can you send a bunch to the USA then? Pretty please?

He’s just talking in circles at that point, trying to twist the conversation into something so ridiculous it no longer has meaning.

Over my years living in Australia, I have never gotten tired of seeing the women here stare a dude straight in the eye and respond with some version of “Are you fucking kidding me?” It’s a daily occurrence.

Gawd that gif will NEVER EVER EVER get old.

Will always love Australians’ use of “reckon.”

Yeah, but it wasn’t. Cable news has only gotten worse and Tucker Carlson has only gotten more successful. The final minute of that video is Stewart realizing how pointless that whole exercise was.

Tucker has aged terribly.  Meanwhile, Wolf Blitzer looks exactly the same.  

That segment was a straight-up mercy killing by Stewart - though in this case he killed a (terrible) TV show, which was merciful to the public at large.

Tucker Carlson will forever be a clown. I will always remember him for being completely decimated by Jon Stewart. Fourteen years later, this video is still entertaining.

People who think their feelings are more important that providing healthcare to a person should not work in healthcare in any capacity.

Fuck that guy, fuck Walgreens, and fuck the law making it ok.

I thought I’d add a new take on a fan favorite.

I thought it was well-established that Adam Carolla is a bro-y garbage human?

Whelp, we know who is getting metoo’d next. Fingers crossed. Fuck that guy.

...maybe Adam Carolla is Bobby Serious.