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“Dammit, Jim! I’m a/an [gossip columnist], not a/an [archaeologist]!”

The number of footprints could be deceiving of how many people were actually there if they were walking in single file to hide their numbers.

I dunno guys, did ‘ol Clampett pray to strike oil? No, he went out and shot him some oil. Moved on out of the sticks and went to Beverly Hills.

Perhaps the invisible man in the sky will grant them their more oil and the more earthquakes that go with it.

Excellent. My village will sacrifice half of our citizens and eat their hearts...for the white lady and her oil fields.

Come on now Burner. You can hang. Look at it this way. We only get 30 more days of The Donzi Scheme fucking up and then who knows how long we will have to wait for more. However, it is likely that the Teapublicant’s and Deplorables will find another even better replacement just like they did when Palin replaced W and

Donald’s candidacy is proof positive the Dems have maintained stronger loyalty during this election. They rallied behind a longtime soldier to hold off an insurgent who had never contributed to their organization, Repubs did not.

Although his argument that Democrats are somehow more cohesive and loyal to each other than the Republicans is pretty funny.

“Cheeto Unchained”

Remember last year when the Donald was a Hillary plant to destroy the GOP? We’ve come full circle and the prophesy has been fulfilled.

I don’t understand why people think when the election is over that we won’t be dealing with this insanity. It wont matter. We had 8 yrs of racist climbing out from the gutter. If Hillary wins, do you think this is going to just stop?

the Numb choreography is a fave of mine. and so is this outfit.

It’s like watching Todd Akin all over again.

You might even say, they need to carry this to term.

In honor of Trump getting 5 deferments to avoid Vietnam, I prefer to use the term Vietnani. :)

Best image of the election, barring the shoulder shimmy.

I can’t stop picturing Hillary Clinton kissing her fingers and pressing them to her wallet sized photo of Beyoncé for good luck before each speech. “We got this, Bey...who run the world?”

The premise of Westworld, the theme park, is simple: what if we had a place where we could expose our worst selves, and to fall in love and fuck and kill without worrying about the suffering or autonomy of the objects of our love and rage