Yeah, but Friends becomes unbearable mushy in the later seasons.

bottomer line: if you’re looking for a show to make you feel good about life and humanity, watch Jane the Virgin.

I totally expect him to do it. He will not be able to “debate” a woman and keep it civil.

Bill would crush him and smile the whole way through

I would take Hillary in any of these hypothetical fights. I’m fairly sure she would claw your eyes out and kick you in the nuts.

And here it is - the single dumbest post in Deadspin history.

Yea I know. I think I’m one of the few Philly fans that didn’t despise him. I’m fully expecting him to have a great year, because everyone who leaves Philly seems to succeed wildly.

Tbf, he’s been torching the Green Bay defense. He’s legit surprised me so far.

Hm. That song was kinda popular, but I think her big breakout hit that everyone knows her for was Who Wil Save Your Soul?

Oh man, those shots at her were amazing. I feel you Jewel, I too am delighted.

For native speakers who so consistently need translators, they got balls to shit on immigrants for not acclimating more quickly.

“I’m sensitive and I’d like to stay that way.
But also, Ann Coulter’s a cunt.”

It’s classic! I’ve got a little tear in my eye just thinking about it. I’ve never seen the remake because I consider sacrilege.

I watched Blazing Saddles. Unfortunately I forgot one of Wilder’s first exchanges:

I’ve long felt that this is part of the problem. The idea that “everyone is entitled to their own opinion” now has an addendum of “and that includes facts”. People cluster together based on belief and quickly shut out the other. There’s a lot more paranoia than ever before. Back in the day we just worried about the…

This is oddly timed - Mel Brooks’ Back In the Saddle tour is coming to Radio City on Thursday. Initially I wasn’t going to go because: broke, but now I feel like I have to because it will likely be my only chance to see Mel Brooks in person and I want to hear Gene Wilder stories. Since I’m going to see it in a couple…

Re-title this “Jezebel Loves Gene” for all the 1980s cool kid points.

Fingers crossed TCM changes their schedule this weekend and does a Gene Wilder marathon. Blazing Saddles, Young Frankenstein, Silver Streak, Stir Crazy, The Producers, Willy Wonka....

True story.