going to live in the country on a farm...

yesssssssssssss!!!!

that was mostly a joke...

*sniff* precious little snowflake...

too stupid to be an effective mole

“Are both your thingies the same size??”

good point

No wine in the backpack? how did you get stuff into football games?????

No wine in the backpack? how did you get stuff into football games?????

that’s unusual, because SNL sketches usually go WAY TOO LONG.

A friend of mine died of melanoma because she didn’t have insurance.

I think I love Nikki Minaj

it was fun back when the news wasn’t showing people ACTUALLY doing something like that.... never occurred to us that anyone would.

beat me to it

what a retard.

I have no confidence in this.

Well, I guess we can label doug collins as an unmitigated asshole.

I’m totally saving this....

lol

yeah, in my nuclear theory classes, they taught us about this... bummer