Not to mention I had to take classes and get certification to become licensed to drive a car, have to get regular inspections on said car, and pay fees to keep the car registered and legal... or, in other words, cars are “well regulated.”

Guns are made to kill.

As Variety reports, Warner Bros. plans to film with an all-Asian cast—a very appropriate move given the story’s premise.

Hah! Your wife set your kid up as a patsy and you fell for it. Sucker! If she had enough time to say “Seamus, do not... Your father will...” then she had more than enough time to take the controller away.

Goddamn polite Canadians. Makes me sick. Enjoy your single-payer healthcare and low rates of violent crimes, losers!

The Trumpist technique of denying objective reality seems to be spreading.

How sure is anyone that this is real?

You know who else is a fucking asshole? Whoever decided to add infinite scrolling to Kinja websites. I hope they get fired.

That’s why it’s not called the teethbrush.

Lob drive*

<Elects Trump>

1) firing a firearm into the air is illegal. even in the great state of texas.

He’s an asshole, but he’s not wrong. At least about the subject immediately at hand. Using a gun to perform this task could not be a more stupid idea short of throwing a lit stick of dynamite in the general direction of the awning.

Visibility seems to be pretty poor.

Stick a sock in it. People hated Hillary long before they knew who Bernie Sanders was.

Hey, don’t want to be “That Guy” but generally “Jap” is considered a racial slur. It’s possible that’s it’s accepted where you’re from, but might want to be careful.

Usually it’s because if you throw behind the batter and the catcher still catches it, then both the current batter and the next batter are both automatically called out. If the catcher misses the ball, then the batter on-deck may shout, “Whack-bat!” and the current batter goes to third base, unless it is already…

Go to Lowe’s or Home depot with that attitude and make someones day.

Go to Lowe’s or Home depot with that attitude and make someones day.

I care.