Wanton slaughter of invasive species should be the primary task assigned to the heartless sociopaths of society, but instead, we let them run our financial system and run for political office.

Weird. It’s almost like calling black people animals who should be caged and pointing out that they’re being systematically oppressed are two completely different things.

Repeated pummeling is not an even approaching reasonable force for retaliating against someone throwing pie in the face of a public official.

Now, getting to the cops to administer a beating would be a whole ‘nother matter, if not downright American.

Klipsch ProMedia 2.1

I’ve had these since 2010 and have been really happy with them...although they have too much bass. The sub will shake your house and you’ll hear them upstairs, downstairs, and outside. That’s nice, but it also kinda sucks, since you can’t really use much of the full potential of these speakers…

Klipsch ProMedia 2.1

I’ve had these since 2010 and have been really happy with them...although they have too much…

To be fair, you can say that about the vast majority of consumer goods.

Please we all already caught a Ditto. It was that CP 10 Zubat you ground up into pokemon candy to keep powering up your Pokemon to be able to engage in the colour coded Pokemon gang war... sorry “Gym Battles”.

I’m pretty sure I did a ‘Shop Contest entry about this ...

Silly Amazon.

July 12 = 194th day of the year

Silly Amazon.

July 12 = 194th day of the year

It’s a chicken and egg thing. You say weird people with dumb ideas tend to gravitate towards UFC, I say that if someone gets punched in the head for a living they will eventually become libertarians.

He then jumped into his Lambo, yelled, “Lexit!” and promptly crashed into a wall - that absolutely everyone saw was there all along - massively depreciating the car’s value.

This calls for a gif

But...you drive a Buick.

but not before the Nassau County Police Department saw it and tracked Anderson back to his hoe in the Bronx

Yes. NBA first-rounders are getting royally boned as long as you ignore the fact they will get paid more money in a single year than 90% of the globe sees in a lifetime, all for playing basketball.

Tiny paws, too.

That’s what usually stops me from fulfilling my life’s ambitions. Put on pants? Pffft.

Here is a map of the countries that don't use the metric system.

Just like the boobs on Fox, this one, too, is lily-white and far to the right.