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Hey! Cut the guy some slack, a dear friend of his recently died quite suddenly.

God Emperor of Dune is a book I hated the first time reading it by has grown to be one of my favorites.  It’s really weird and it’s just mostly an unhappy worm man talking about how great and depressed he is.  But it’s also that right level of weird sci-fi for me.  After that Herbert kinda goes off the rail into some

Starting to look weird? You’ll be in your 40s someday too.

What? The last two have been sub par for sure but this season has been as good as it’s ever been.

Do you think commas and apostrophes are woke too? And proper syntax? And not saying stupid things?

I need to watch The Love Witch again.

Both of those movies are trippy enough all on their own. Adding chemicals to it is gilding the lily.

My English class is obsessed with ChatGPT rn we just watched “I, Robot”.... man now that AI can successfully generate art we are fuuuucked. My teacher today was like “I read a poem over the weekend written by AI that brought me to tears, I always hoped to write a brilliant poem one day, now I don’t think I will”. This

David Lowery seems quite happy at Disney

Couple of douche bags.  Obligatory: Fuck Florida.

Thanks for the input.

Not only was that a really good episode, despite the clumsy start, it’s been a while I’ve laughed as hard as I did during the Waffle House sketch. Like that was near perfection.

The movie’s sophomoric, but I actually think it has a lot of funny lines within its puerile framework. “Give to Oediups, Give to Oediups; Hey Josephus” “Hey, motherfucker!” is a pretty solid one. “It’s good to be the king” is a pretty incredible Brooksian delivery. And the Inquisition song has a bunch of good puns.

I had a feeling that would be the case, will probably watch it anyhow but Brooks hasn’t been funny since the ‘90s unfortunately :(

I saw this supercut of “best asian jokes in Family guy” on FB... I watched part of it. Like, a, it’s obviously all offensive stereotypes and shit. I can’t speak to if some of the writers are of east Asian descent, but it’s hard to imagine so because they “jokes” are clearly just riffs on white people ideas (haha

It amazes me that anyone still buys this “equal opportunity offenders” bullshit meme.

Self-deprecating humor works best when it comes from one's self. There are plenty things I'll say about myself that I would also find offensive coming from someone else.

Acknowledged that the original original was by JJ Cale, but it’s the Clapton version that is more well-known and got (and still gets) the airplay and makes me want to stick a sharp pencil in my ear. Why does a guy singing about cocaine sound like he’s on quaaludes?

Me, 4 cars back: Ayyy! What tha feck are dooin up there, takin’ selfies and shit with the drive thru? Get a move on, lady, I gotta get my crotch goblin to daycare and make it ta wark and yer makin’ me late with ya tikki tokkis an’ whatnot.

Dumb? I'd say more 'common'. I think its positives easily outweigh its faults, just a shame it ends on its weakest part.