I miss The Onion’s “Diamond” Joe Biden articles so much.

Former Vice President Biden approved. NP.

There’s a few of the last generation Ford GTs out there like that. Just like dirty, wet, working farm dogs are the happiest dogs...I’ll bet used, beat on supercars are the happiest super cars.

I know that the owner can have this car blown up or sent to the bottom of the ocean because they own it can can do whatever they want with it, but it’s a shame that it isn’t actually used for anything other than an investment piece.

“bat fore $10,000 i can buy a Honda Civic and wif the money i savez, i can maak it fastur dan a Ferd GT”

You know, if we just agreed to harmonize our safety, equipment, & emissions standards with the EU, it wouldn’t matter what automakers decided to sell in the US. Anybody that wanted a Euro-market only model badly enough would be free to go through the expense and hassle of buying one overseas and putting it on a ship.…

The Judge did rule in Mecum’s favor, that we could sell this car.

You could buy an Ecosport. Similar size, more expensive, slower, thirstier and shittier to drive but it’s taller and has more exterior plastic!

You would have a point when looking at the general population. However, when looking at enthusiast forums (like Jalopnik’s Oppositelock) there are more people who actually own a Fiesta ST (or Focus ST or RS) than soccer mom vehicles like the Explorer and F150.

Sure would be nice to have that here in the states... I guess I’ll go see what everyone else is up to.

I’m here to defend the Festiva. Great car.

Any exec worth their salt knows you don’t release any statements until your own internal investigation gets to the bottom of a bad PR situation. I have to agree with Sergio 100% in both spirit, and choice of expletives.

Gas is going up again? Guess I’d better head on down to Ford and buy a Foc- wait, what? They stopped what now? Really? Now why on earth would they- Oh? But.. but what doesn’t make any sense. They had to have known! They had to!

Putin has more hidden wealth than El Chapo.

Chrysler products were not the worst products that came out of the Daimler Chrysler merger.

The 2007 Caliber was the most horrendous shitbox I have ever driven, and I’ve driven a lot of shitboxes since I got my learners permit in 1972. I owned a Gremlin, and a Citation, ffs.