There's a Turducken joke in here somewhere...

Agreed! I bought a gently-used car secondhand as my daily (though newer than your examples) and I enjoy it more every day because I don't have the cost of a house in the Midwest tied up in it.

Mechanically fearless, even then!

That has to be the most sci-fi cgi-looking thing I've ever seen on a real airplane.

1. Tavarish buys said 911, purely as part of his Jalopnik work of course.

I'm late to the party here, but damn, now I want one of these!

...except all those administrative duties might cut into his writing time. Which would be a loss for humanity / wookiees.

It's almost as if the person who designed the interior has working eyes and hands. It's better than cars that cost twice as much.

I thought so. I'm just wondering if there were more H models that were mothballed for parts or whatever that could potentially be reactivated.

Another great article, thanks!

Based on my history with deer

It's strangely wonderful how your mind works. Seriously.

I've already gotten so much enjoyment from that pic, and the day is young.

This was the best-written NPoCP ever.

I'm shocked a car made like a styrofoam cooler doesn't appear to have a cupholder carved out of it somewhere.

This.

I started hearing "grom" set to the pink panther theme.

I hope you had at least half as much fun writing this as I did reading it. Another great piece!

Only now, years later, did I see this. Thank you.

Perhaps the only people still buying Mitsubishis are the people who've previously owned one?