The comments on Deadspin have been turned off, but the verticals still have them. I FOUND A LOOPHOLE YOU FUCKERS

Sounds like they should’ve listened to Susie while she was here.

I’m sure you can click in on the link to learn more but the photo of unlabeled axes just made me unreasonably upset.

1. Remove Spanfeller, Maidment and the rest of their untalented cronies.

LOL, they can’t even sell relevant garbage ads. 

Congratulations, Fartsmeller and Cronies, seeing the websites I love disrespected and kneecapped by you petty manchildren made yesterday’s dumb migraine return.

I have had to use that phrase in my job exclusively for communications that go to the 50+ crowd. The fact that I have learned how to manipulate certain populations through language gives me a lot of anxiety when I’m actually being a person and not a MarComm.

Are you on splinterrip.kinja.com yet?

I actually understand spanfeller and piedmant or whatever his name is.

That was a cathartic couple of emails I sent. Probably won’t matter in the long run, and perhaps might have hurt things, but I felt slightly better firing them off.

How far can you punt a Spanfeller?

And perhaps the last article ever will be about three random Mexican dogs.

Take it just a bit further and you have Apooch Barker al-BarkDoggy, leader of ISNIFFS.

Just sent Jim an email telling him how much I love the new “no sports at all” direction the website is going.

It won’t get shut down but it will be dead, as far as we know it anyway. Probably by this afternoon.

There’s no such thing as a bad dog, just shitty private equity dickbags. 

As a fellow Browns fan, I thought it was almost fitting that for awhile it looked like the last post on this site would have been the one mocking Kitchens. 

The real question is whether a dog named Abu Barker al-Baghdadi would be a good dog? I think so.

One Bad Dog I Met

This is the quality content I’m (genuinely) looking for. Let’s be real, the only time I read a sports story  is when you guys shit on the Browns because I feel validated as a disgruntled fan.