Well, no, not in this season's nfl.  In fact, you're flagged for comment zone infraction, automatic, first down. 

I understand his toughness and commitment to finishing. One time while extremely hungover, I forced myself out of bed before noon, shinned an open dresser door and limped all the way downstairs to the kitchen where I managed to nuke my leftover Qdoba Burrito, bring it back to bed and finish every last bit.…

Fine article, but the title was so damn funny, I laughed out loud when I saw it in the supermarket and I don’t even care that I looked insane in the spice aisle.

Over near the grassy goal line.

God, I love Deshaun Watson.

You know what else feels like a kick in the eye?

Hope it isn’t anything serious. He really is fun to watch, and it’s great to watch the crazy stuff he does. 

Six false starts??? Not only don’t they know they can choose not to, it’s like they think they’ll get a bonus for each penalty or something.

I’m not a Raider fan but they seem to get questionable calls against them more than anyone in the league. Some of the no call PIs on their last drive were insane.

You get a star, but only if you are referring to the physics of fluid dynamics and not poop.

All of the refs have been god-fucking-awful at this all year. If there’s even a shadow of a chance it’s a fumble/Interception that leads to a score, they’re supposed to let it go because the scoring play is going to get reviewed anyway. They’ve been blowing them dead all year long and it’s infuriating. 

“But when I Zapruder it, looks more legit.”

Who is this Lawrence Guy?

When I was in high school, I think my sophomore year, we played a team that was just absurdly overmatched. There was a play where, on an ILB blitz up the middle, my friend Jay literally best the running back to the handoff and took it from the QB.

Lots of talking heads in the sports media dubbed them the next “America’s Team.” I am starting to realize they were being facetious, unfortunately. The Cleveland Browns are a microcosm of America in 2019.

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Browns are gonna brown. We’re already hoarse from screaming and cursing and it’s not even half time. Do they know they can.. you know... just choose *not* to commit penalties?

Rremember you can't spell the word suck without Cleveland browns.

Don’t put all the blame on Winston. On 4th an 1 with the game on the line, Arians called a run up the middle from the shotgun. Just a completely idiotic call.