Waiting for the press release that states “Alameda County District Attorney’s Office has announced that Sgt. Ray Kelly of the Oakland PD is a fukkin lying liar who lies....”

that rats that drove themselves (...) were less stressed than rats that were driven around as passengers

With U of R as my Alma Mater, I am not sure whether to be proud or embarassed by this....at least it made me chuckle too!

Did they give ‘em a phone to see if they could be distracted from the frootloops?

Gas pedal, steering wheel, and no brakes. Is that a Mustang?

Uber will be bombarding the rats with “You could make $1000/wk driving for Uber!” ads, trying for the first time in recorded history to get rats to join a sinking ship. Sadly, they didn’t teach rats how to read yet.

Now you know what’s inside the black box in the back of a Waymo van.

Movie pitch: “It’s like Fast and Furious meets The Secret of NIMH!”

Well, if they can teach rats, I guess there is hope for everyone in the DC suburbs. 

If they teach them how to use blinkers and zipper merging, then they will be better than the entire state of Florida.

old news! the original test rats are now nyc yellow cab drivers

I see they learned to drive from someone in New Jersey with their parking by feel methods.

All we need to do now is to create full-sized vehicles for these rats, mount machine guns on top, and release them into the world.

I would totally ride in a car driven by a rat.

Those rats appear to have taken parking lessons from my grandpa.

I hope this story wasn’t posted as a commentary on the one directly below - Saudi Women learning to drive. 

I guess if they can teach women to drive, they can teach anything...

Fake news, Dale Earnhardt Jr. has been driving for years.

Obviously, they’ve been driving for Joe Gibbs for years

Yeah, but can they parallel park?