I dunno, you gotta worry about joint injuries to a tall player who jumps that hig ... ok, never mind.

Your multi-commenting on this is beginning to make me feel ... jaded.

Ok, the play was a handoff followed by a SINGLE reverse. If Goff had taken off running the other direction then it would have been a double reverse, but he’s a QB, so he didn’t. Then again, the announcer called it a triple reverse, so there’s that.

Ha, I caught the “... Never Too Short To Stand Stall” title before it got fixed by 4 minutes in. Fast work!

OR several hundred million dollars for stadium naming rights.

For once, tRump is right:

Very true. In fact, Darren Rovell tweeted that Poulan gained an extra $125.67 in sales by sponsoring that game.

SMH, ESPN. DreamHouse’s address is now in Mexico, not New Mexico. Get a phonebook or something.

Deadspin popups are demonstrating quantum theory better than any STEM course.

He’s never gonna find a box.

Well, the “let me speak to the manager” haircut had a nice run, but 3 years ago...

That nickname is continually getting parcelled out.

So you’re saying they should have kept him on the roster as a backup punter?

Not even 60% of the time? 6%? .000006?

Another nice thing about Deadspin is that those self-pitying insoles rarely show up in comment threads.

If I were Darnold, I’d come up with more “spleen issues” for oh, say, the next 10 games.

“Telling for a friend.”

Your stars are at 69, and there’s “no sex?”

Now I want to see blond rats driving these cars.

Off topic, but was Darnold possibly seeing Ghosts of Nokia Past?