Ahhhhh, that was satisfying.

+1 Better Foles joke than I was planning to make.

At first, this news made me mad. Then I caught myself: “O Red Sox, shoot off your foot, PLEASE.”

Fly At Night - all I’m gonna say.

Once Again Dan McQ Gets Belittled on Deadspin’s Front Page

He’s married to Lido, so he has that covered.

I’m sure eventually you’ll work up to “60% of the time it works every time.”

Sucks that the Rays and A’s have to meet, they’re my two favorite teams. I root for underdogs, dammit.

“Khakis McDickhead” made me laugh. +1

What happens when an immovable force meets an irresistible object?

Sounds like “knockout rounds” will turn out to be hellishly accurate.

Is this yet another New Orleans food we’re supposed to try someday?

This has me chuckling to myself at 2:30 AM.

I took this bag on an airplane in 2014. I don’t remember if it was in my checked luggage or in my carry-on. If it had gone boom in the passenger section, I don’t want to think how many people would have been not happy.

I like your burner name; made me think: “Do you want Republicans? because this is how you get Republicans!”

I sent this to Drew just as he was deciding to change poop anecdotes to grandpa anecdotes, so this story has never before appeared on Deadspin (lucky you):

OK, that’s funny. +1

No way Popovich is going to take back “We are two fucking losers” anytime soon.

Yay, “Boston sucks” is winning the greys (I’m helping).

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