notuniqueid
BurnerIII
notuniqueid

The hand you don’t see in the picture is cut off. Literally.

+15

Tom Brady as an OT? I don’t think so.

* Potential mid-seasoning firing

Compared to some color rush combos, that’s not too bad...

A shit that Cousins isn’t worth?

and indignity.

I’ve been in the greys all my deadspin life so I’m safe from Burneko’s ire.

“...which is an even greater achievement...” I’m guessing he’s making a joke about the absurdity of it, but who knows. Someone else can look it up, and probably will.

“Y2K serious?”

“Bochy has reached the eleventh power!”

Boy, this is a spreading virus lately. If he didn’t double down on his crazy takes like Trum --- Oh hi there, Al! Just passing thru, nothing to see here, have a nice day!

I’m sure his pan is fine. I still have cookware that is barely beyond the early “shedding teflon” ones, so him forking his pan, well...

> Ugh, the raw-egg fear mongers have gotten to you. Really, not so much. I just prefer to avoid undercooked eggs, yet I do like my scrambles runny. Wouldn’t be human if I weren’t

Using a metal fork on a nonstick pan puts my teeth on edge.

Actually it’s a random ta-. Just kidding, the word annoys me too.

Soundgarden represent! But weren’t they basically a 90s band, after all? All their 90s albums went Platinum.

How odd. The photo up top doesn’t look a thing like Tim Tebow.

“Surrender, surrender, but don’t give yourself awaaaaay...”

Performativity: A complex concept that can be thought of as a language which functions as a form of social action and has the effect of change.

Woke: Something you don’t seem to be, much.