Back in the early 1990s a baker I worked for extolled the virtues of Rolling Rock, so I went and bought one. It was skunked. Oh well.

I’ve read that your lead arm provides most of your batting power. So it makes some sense for righties to bat lefty.

Jeeze, I can tell from the can that that’s terrible beer. Even before reading “bla bla bla” in the ingredients list.

... so many questions ...

The point is to give the media a longer horse race to cover.

I saw a poll on MSNBC last night that shows you are definitely not alone. I’m not disagreeing exactly, but this attitude seems a bit defeatist.

+1 - This is cross posted to Deadspin which means you’ve almost maxed out on your stars. Oh, you think you are heading up to ALL THE STARS but you’re going to flatline at 69 and wonder where all your momentum went.

Hey now! That’s ...

I hated giving you a star for this. Fucking Freedom Fries.

Too bad you’re not an NFL ref assigned to Miami games. You could eject everybody good on the other team. Still might lose, though...

I dunno, “The bug could not be reached for comment,” makes it seem like McQuade was goofing off because it’s Sunday?

Perfect.

If Belichick’s such a great cheater how come he’s always getting caught?

Other commenters have suggested he come out for coin flip(s)!

Yep. At least until the heart and brain (or both) “retire.”

And Six Rings to rule them all. (Sorry, I’m not even a Pats fan anymore.)

+1000 times that this fact has been pointed out here in the Deadspin comments and still they forget.

(oh, he is...)

More like $21 million to trade Gruden for Belichick. Plus playoffs.