I have a KVM Switch to alternate between two computers. To switch, hit Scroll Lock twice quickly. I think that shows how obsolete it became a long time ago.

Yet some other Deadspin writers had that same goofy take. When Deadspin is average, it’s actually good, when it’s good it approaches great; all reasons why I visit every day. But when it goes off the rails ...

“Let’s forget some guys...”

Could Stephen Jones somehow look MORE Texan?

+1 because I forgot I was planning to make a similar comment.

And *checks Wikipedia*Jason Witten really IS 37 years old. Holy Jumpin’ Jerry!

I was watching that game with my boss, a Cowboys fan (A Cowboys fan in Silicon Valley? What the hell, Phil?). After The Catch he heaved a nerf football against the wall.
I wasn’t able to celebrate it the way I really wanted to...

Does the tasty “W” go with him? That’s worth an extra round right there.

Good job of research, but you could have named them:

Burj Irsay
Reich Tower
Grigson Finance Centre

Some smart commenters on another post were speculating that a negotiation Re: Let him keep his bonuses vs. He’s going to sit out this year on IR otherwise.

Looks to me that he knew it was coming his way as the bat was swinging.

But was he? He suggested an updated salary scheme which would in no way get any kind of pushback from players, agents, union... Nope, no resistance at all. Full and immediate acceptance.

Maybe someone’s trying to tell you something through your phone/tablet/whatever?

Thank you. That’s what I would have guessed, but it IS the MLB, so it could have been any crazy scheme...

Altho the Clots were always a rival I liked Luck. I’m glad he’s leaving the game that caused him so many injuries.

4 out of 5 dentists don’t agree with you.

August is HOT, and often sunny. Seems like a disadvantage to the teams wearing black. How do they decide, flip for it?

Hat manufactured by Ugh!

Megan’s gone, remember.

I get the feeling Ray is always writing right on the edge. When he stays on one side of it he’s very good, but when he gets over the line it’s like a semi tipping over into a ditch and spilling windup monkey toys beside a back road in the Mississippi Delta.