I can’t even count the number of times I’ve tried to convince my four year old I said “flipping.”

It might be time for the Mets to convert Harvey into a reliever.

This injury could prevent him from truly developing as a steady Number One.

The big guy saying “fuck you” is the greatest.

Correction: It’s the Off Platform team in Product that’s promising pizza. Don’t give Biz Dev credit here!!!

That gif is the greatest thing to happen on Deadspin.

Okay but only because you used that gif.

We welcome typos being pointed out. Whether you want to do it in the comments or email us is up to you (we’re much more likely to see an email), but we’re all really thankful for readers who catch something we should have but didn’t.

Yeah, what Kinja really needs is more commenters pointing out typos.

It’s great to see a small school, plucky underdog like Syracuse make it to the final four.

“But for all Syracuse’s newfound scoring, they couldn’t close the gap until the forced Virginia to speed things up on the other end.”

Speaking fee: Airfare and hotel, $3.50, and a turkey club, NO MAYO.

There was no sign that said FUCK DREW or anything, although that would have been understandable.

“Talk about not being self-aware!”

Silver lining: The fact that Drew Magary is an invited speaker is proof that the Cal State system is finally taking steps to reel in its out of control spending

As noted, the main thing here is that Steve Francis has a boat.

such functional

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How this story was reported in my local news: