I can feel the early 1990s Chuck E. Cheese pizza in my stomach just looking at this.

“It’s very sad what’s happened to Ben. First the radical left did terrible things to his rice business and now he has COVID, which the left doesn’t think exists anymore but it does. It’s very sad. But no one has done as much as I have to fight this virus” - Trump, probably

Of course my dumbass adopted state cast the most votes.

Right?!? I adored everything about this guy his his reactions to each thing he noticed about the car.

I was under the impression that they were married, so to be engaged feels like a step back in what I thought their relationship status had been.

I’m so confused how this is even possible. I’d have to really go out of my way to show that sort of business with the way my home office and laptop are set up.

Just so we’re all on the same page, Trump has 100% never had a private, 1-on-1 personal conversation with Barron where he asked him anything about how he’s feeling, right?

Fuck the people in the stands who did that so hard. 

I wish I could get into MMOs. The story FF14 tells sounds fascinating, but I don’t want to play with other people.

Meanwhile, I’m just over here waiting for Emperor’s New Groove to get the respect it deserves.

If I didn’t know any better, I’d suspect that this is my wife’s secret account because this is describing me down to the headbands.

I have no reason not to believe Ray because we’ve learned a lot in recently years to make me think Joss is a dick. Totally believe what he said happened happened.

These. People. Were. Losers. And. Traitors. Who. Killed. US. Soldiers.

Kassandra was 100% the better character to pick in Odyssey, and I’m not sure why anyone didn’t choose her.

Kermit the Frog is the reason I decided to become a journalist, so I both thank him and blame him for cursing me with this life.

Well, I guess I’m off to vote for another trash-ass Democratic candidate who’s going to lose because we live in Hell in November. Thanks, Democratic Party!

Ho-lee-shit that Tweet by Leach was a bad idea.

Ho-lee-shit that Tweet by Leach was a bad idea.

I sorta miss Bang, but I really wasn’t psyched on continuing to support their brand after reading about their turd of a CEO.

Harry seems like a nice guy, but Meghan must have really loved that dude to willingly get herself mixed up with the complete and utter dumpster fire that is the British monarchy.