If they’re going to make sure he only tells facts and truth, how can he even go out there tonight? What’s he going to say? His entire platform is built on lies.

Oh cool. Now I think AOC’s even more awesome than I did five minutes ago. Thanks, GOP!

Counter point: You’re bullshit.

I’m actually surprised this happened in Northeast Ohio. As an Ohio native, the really stupid stuff happens when you get to Columbus and start driving south.

Nashville’s Broadway is a waking nightmare that exists only to portray a phony idea of what makes the city cool, so it makes sense Kid Rock would set up shop there.

Sounds like these apps aren’t for you then.

I fail to see the tragic part of this story. He did something stupid that could get him killed that he knew was stupid and could get him killed and it got him killed.

+1 Gerry McNamara.

Has it been long enough into his NBA career now that we can entertain the notion that Markelle Fultz kind of sucks?

Yeah, I got nothing, man. As a skin color, we white folks suck. I look forward to the day where only racist ass white people voting for a racist ass white person won’t be enough.

It’s almost like Krizzoluski sucks or something.

I’ve seen that billboard! And yes, that stretch of road is as close to what I assume Hell is like as anything I’ve seen in my life.

Oh God...that’s going to happen, isn’t it?

At the rate Gruden keeps doing stupid things, I’m worried that you guys went too far, too fast in making his face redder. By the start of the 2019 NFL Draft, it’s going to start damaging monitors.

Hot take: Every holiday sucks, except for Thanksgiving. And that only doesn’t suck if you’re just eating. If you have to cook or clean, then Thanksgiving also sucks.

Being a Red Sox or Yankees fan feels like it’d be cool to win a lot, but you also have to be a Red Sox or Yankees fan. I’m not sure if the value proposition is a good one.

It’s shit like this that’s why JoJo should have left Chip’s pudgy ass for Clint when she had the chance.

Done and done in Tennessee. It probably won’t matter because this state is full of mouth breathing MAGA morons, but I did my part and tried to help others do theirs.

Fortnite is the first mainstream video game I can recall feeling too old to play. I’m OK with it, because it’s so cool to see a game hit across genders like it has.

I’m a white guy in America who fails all the time and I never get paid millions of dollars. What am I doing wrong?