I’m assuming you work in a public library, but it’s funny to think of someone picking on public library patrons arbitrarily.

Much like the pussybow she wore back when Code 45 was running for president

Melania is a garbage person. She is a “model” and knows something about clothing choices. This was a purposeful decision made by a racist birther that will make her racist birther husband happy/less enraged. This administration is so “fuck you” to everyone, and loves picking on people who can’t fight back. I CAN’T…

:) I’m too lazy to find the “Why not both?” pic

So you missed his next show where he re-inforced a Republican talking point?

Starred for “nopology.”

I bet he’s sorry. Sorry that his ratings have been sinking like a stone while both Colbert’s and Kimmel’s have steadily risen for the last two years. Sorry indeed.

I’m sorry if I made anyone mad.

Shut up Jimmy Idiot Fallon, no one cares.

I’d far prefer someone took a massive Taco Bell burrito-induced shit on her face instead.

I kind of feel bad for Miller’s Nazi Youth intern who is going to have to go wait in line at the Sprint store to get him a new phone. Kind of. But that’s because I have empathy - which is something they probably don’t understand.

Fuck Stephen Miller.

It’s amazing how you can see both her parents’ features in her face.

OMG, that video with Blue Ivy is the most adorable thing ever! She’s unbearably cute.

John and Andy may not be “dating,” but somebody is for sure getting their dick sucked at 3am during their late night “hangs”.

I worry about this quite a lot, of course. I think it depends on what happens in November. If we don’t get at least one of the houses of congress back then I think it’s really time to start examining the imminent possibility of packing up.

Israel?

Annnnnnnnd I’m terrified.

Just to be fair, it’s fine to hate every single thing that Trump stands for, and agree that the UN Human Rights council is a pointless organization that does absolutely nothing other than lecturing and pointing fingers.

Every Single Time I see something like this, I just know we’re getting one day closer to suspending the constitution.