so the queen of england is the queen of new zealand, and has served both roles since 1952

new zealand is part of the commonwealth and does not have a queen. Unless it was a Maori title she received?

Fuck this motherfucker and fuck him wearing his hat at a jaunty angle at age 800. He openly skeeved on miley cyrus/hannah montana to kathi griffin so this old dog is performing the same oldtricks. Eat a dick, Woodsy.

If Obama declared any month African American anything month he would have been drawn and quartered for reasons ranging from “BLACK” to “BLACK”

I’m about to be a Bad Feminist, but Lara what did you do to your face baby? How is it you look 50 at 30? Is it the Sarah Sanders smoky lie eye?

True — intentionality on the part of the child-rearers makes all the difference.

I have a son, and I was worried too. But strong women make great sons. My son is 10 and we’ve discussed misogyny, toxic masculinity, consent, and how not to be a garbage human. It works; he knows all those things and how to avoid being an asshole.

Himpathy in action

tell me again how america isn’t a war torn country

OH MY GOD. I’m a two time kent state degree winner and W T F

This guy could have gone home dead. Thank jeebus the cops were rational human beings.

the key is early maintenance and prevention. if you go all in at 50 without ever using sunscreen or maintaining your face, shit looks fucked up. I’ve been getting my face stuck with needles for 15 years and I still look like 34 year old me, not a balloon caricature of a humanoid.

I’ve just done a bit of recon and babies don’t have freckles. At least as far as the entire medical community is concerned, I don’t know what deals with the Devil the Kartrashians have made.

Never would I have believed that grammar would somehow turn into a partisan issue, but here we are.

Also kinda funny how everyone is supposed to speak English or die in the USA...except for the 90's version of hot mannequin married to the clown in chief.

there’s some weird directional shit going on with her hair that turned her from sex kitten to rosemary clooney idk

kylie kylie whatever but more importantly is that nikki minaj in the bg looking like damn seraphim or wut

Is no one addressing the fact that Be Best is not English?!?! It doesn’t make any fucking sense. That’s not how superlatives work in our language.

This shows all the warmth the eastern bloc is known for.

This shows all the warmth the eastern bloc is known for.

AWWW it’s all the shitty states and one asshole californian.