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That’s a really weird blurb for Climax. It’s a rough movie watch and pretty disturbing, bordering on gross, yet the only real description given here is “cool dance scenes.” I don’t think that’s supposed to be the takeaway. 

Quibi just keeps daring me to hate it more.

I think that isn’t far from from the truth. I’ve seen bit and pieces of interviews from Takal and it sounds like she got told no on a lot of things and finally just said Fuck It and hoped she could make something that teenage girls would feel empowered by. We’ll probably get the entire story some day.

At this point it’s going to be Biden forced on us because that’s what the establishment wants and the rest of us can’t stop taking turns dragging each one of the other twenty candidates. I really don’t understand what any of us or any blogger wants since I’ve seen hit pieces on every candidate. We really better cut

If the list is going to be this terrible you could have at least included the Woman yelling at Smudge meme.

She denied she has white privilege and said her childhood was the same as John Boyega’s.

I would think all of this has been mainly planned for years since Crisis was revealed for this time frame on the very first episode of The Flash. While some of the stories and relationships may have become convoluted on accident, I think the timelines and universes are convoluted on purpose so they could build towards

Twitter wouldn’t be Twitter if it wasn’t dragging someone for things they made up in their own head.

I would have very few problems with TLJ if it was the first film in the trilogy instead of the second. It just pairs so weirdly with the nostalgia wank fest that is the first film and makes a lot of the storylines feel like they were making it up on the fly. Please, do away with the past, but can you start with that

This would be a great for Perry and Moss as another team up. They’ve been great together and Moss is really good at playing the unhinged roles.

So much silliness in this thesis. The internet has always been, and probably always will be, mainly just braying jackasses yelling their opinions at each other and bullying each other, especially over pop culture.

Exactly what the title of the AV article implies, needlessly aggressive douche.

I’m not white. I’m not 20. I’m not a fan of the film and I don’t even have an interest in seeing it. That said, this refusal to let go of the narrative that certain people went all in on with this film has become embarrassing. As mediocre as I’ve heard the film described, I seriously doubt anyone really believes this

How do you try to maintain a feud when your current signature fashion choice is to look like Jambi from Pee-Wee’s Playhouse?

He’s killed Ted Kord, so that makes his the most evil villain in DC history. 

I will say that this looks like it will work in an 80's kids movie throwback kind of way, but this isn’t Ghostbusters. I’d rather see the Kristen Wiig led cast get another shot than this.

Good for budget Armie Hammer.

Oh, that get’s to stay. Maybe cut one of the 52 scenes of Pacino and Stephen Graham yelling at each other.

How about someone de-age an hour off the movie.

Hey! A Great Job Internet story that’s actually funny. This is going to be a good day.