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Whoa! Like Melissa Villasenor said on this issue - baby steps.

As a Chinese person, let me tell you that 95% of the slurs I’ve heard throughout my life time have been the laziest, corniest “jokes” that were stale when your grandpa used them. The most insulting thing to me is that somehow my people aren’t worthy of coming up with new and original racism.

“I really think it was a smart idea to ax most of the TV Club coverage so we can do more features like this.”

I actually liked Ghostbusters better than A Simple Plan. Anna Kendrick was great and Feig wrote some good dialogue, but Jesus, a five year old could have cracked that creaky old trope of a mystery.

That’s probably part of the problem. The guy is such a joke that all comedy pales to the real thing.

Congratulations! 80% of Trump humor has descended to the level of Alec Baldwin’s impersonation. I’m not sure how we’ve managed to make it boring to mock the most hated man on the planet, but we did it.

Yes, but there isn’t a Trump joke that late night TV hosts won’t beat like a dead horse.

I’m not old, but I still don’t get the constant sniping on the Beatles. I know as a millennial I’m supposed to hate a boomers, but this obsession with tearing down all things from the past along with them is just not an idea I can get on board with. It’s myopic, immature and frankly, pretty boring. Plus, stupid shit

He’s an idea guy, not a explanation guy. Most of the time not even a coherent through line guy. Usually a forgets about the idea five minutes after he floated it guy.

I have yet to hear a good review of this from critics, horror fans or even average movie goers. I knew the adult half of the story was going to be the hardest to pull off, but it sounds like it’s an utter disaster.

100% agree.

I like them too, but it really is funny how angry their fans get over the slightest criticism. The album had been released for a few hours before my friend was on social media bellowing “If you don’t like the new album, you were never really a Tool fan!” Really? It needs to be like that?

I don’t see where upsetting Tool fans is ever a #bummer. The music fan base that’s the most fun to piss off is easily the Tool fan base.

Are we crucifying corporations this week or defending them? I get whiplash trying to figure out which side I’m supposed to be on.

Quibi is a perfect name. Terrible name for a terrible idea.

Thanks. Don’t know if I missed the story two years ago or just forgot.

Has this ever been explained? I’ve never heard why she did this. I don’t think I’ve ever heard her acknowledge that it exists.

It looks and sounds like bad fanfic and stars two of the least appealing actors on the planet. No thanks.

Lizzy Caplan as Annie Wilkes? I’m not supposed to crush on Annie Wilkes. You know how much you’re going to have to ramp up the crazy to make we want to escape Lizzy Caplan’s house? 

This just makes me want to join Nextdoor so I can see who’s bitching about my front yard or if I’m a suspicious person because I’m the Chinese guy that wears horror movie T-shirts.