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That’s a special kind of crazy and this kind of crazy always owns a lot of guns.

I guess, if you’re over 60 DTWTS is pop culture. However, when we no longer get coverage on a lot of TV shows that people with a pulse actually watch, wasting words on this horseshit is annoying.

That’s how much I pay attention to those loons. Thanks for the good news.

Wow. AV Club is really letting conservative twits get under their skin today. Already articles (free advertisement)for Grandma’s Dance Show - Now with Sean Spicer! and some unfunny Boomer meme laminated on cardboard. Do you have an article planned about kvetching over some Charles Krauthammer blog post where he says

Is the AV Club audience really the target audience for Dancing With The Stars? I doubt there’s a ton of people reading this site that watch this corny piece of shit show aimed at conservative boomers. There’s a million other ways you can complain about Trump and Trump-adjacent assholes without writing about Dancing

I also assume people that read a comment on the internet and then make up in their head who that person is, while claiming they said something they didn’t say, are Fox News watchers/Trump supporters.

I sort of assume the only people watching Dancing with the Stars would be the same people who watch Fox News.

I sort of assume the only people watching Dancing with the Stars would be the same people who watch Fox News.

So, have the Wachowskis entered the Kevin Smith/Rob Zombie/Broken Lizard phase of their careers where they have revisit the greatest hits if they want funding? 

It’s adorable that you think there’s variety and non-homogenized versions of tent pole movies. It’s fucking superhero movies. The variety ends at watchable or train wreck and no matter what it’s a soulless corporation making money. I have no rooting interest for any of them.

If I can’t watch someone eat Ed Helm’s face, there’s no reason for him to be in the movie. 

And it looks like Ed Helms dies first, so I’m really in.

Bigger question is why did he ever get work to begin with?

Honestly (and like cap_n_jack, I know only a little about her and am just musing) I think she suddenly got to be some positive role model because that shitty Roar song somehow got turned into an anthem for kids with cancer. The progressive feminism thing was always more made up by her camp than widely accepted, I

Isn’t this just the same thing as the Gathering of the Juggalos? 

Cool. Maybe fifty years from now we can talk to one of the white supremacists from Charlottesville to get some quirky stories about the gang and make sure they were portrayed properly if they were really just nice guys underneath it all.

You seem like the type of person that takes Rotten Tomatoes scores seriously.

What is the weird obsession over the last few years with bashing The Beatles? I mean, I get it, we hate Boomers, but what’s the obsession with bashing some band that Grandpa liked?

I’m Chinese. I’m guessing you’re white. You’re probably one of those “allies” who complained that that Iron Fist should be Asian and were proud that you were fighting for Asians to get more stereotype roles. Sit down, shut up and quit speaking for POC. 

Yes, the two kinds of movies are ones with no Asian actress or ones with the only Asian actress that Hollywood thinks exists. Totally 100% okay.