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This is also the dude that says when he’s dating a woman he goes into their bathroom to see if they have baby wipes. I f they don’t, he dumps them because they are unclean.

It always seemed pretty dubious that they’d make this R Rated and the character doesn’t really warrant it, either. You’re never going to get a R Rated Marvel movie from Disney and I even kind of doubt Sony will do it, either. Fox was it.

Nah. They all objectify her too much to ever hate her and Scarlett Johansson typically stays away from being too political, so she won’t piss them off. They’ll talk about how hot she is and say that wanting to see her in a tight body suit is proof they’re not sexist.

CNN reviewed the tape?!? What poor soul drew the short straw on that assignment? 

Fuck. I typo way too much.

Thank you. Pickled jalapenos have their time and place, but they’re a pox most of the time. Gimme those fresh jalapenos. 

Whataboutism is a stinky cologne.

You’re cat has a MAGA collar, doesn’t it? DON’T BE SEDUCED BY HIS VIEWS BECAUSE HE’S WARM AND FURRY!

There’s the toxic side of the fan base that’s made it hard for everyone else, but I’m going to slag everyone and self flagellate because of them. Fuck those guys.

If you’ve ever read comics books at any point in your life you know that it’s pointless to try and follow logic and continuity too closely. Even if you understand it, it’ll be rebooted/retconned/reinvented every six months to a year, so why bother?

A lot of nerd driven pop culture sites do this. Wholeheartedly embrace nerd culture while trying to distance themselves from it. BirthMoviesDeath is even worse about it and the commenters there lean into that even more. It’s always funny watching self loathing nerds making fun of nerds.

I’m going to reserve judgement until I find out who got cast as shirtless saxophone playing muscle man. 

Me First and the Gimme Gimmes still hold the title. I don’t care how gimmicky their shtick was.

Yeah, I thought the “Clearly, The 1975 have had enough of it and aren’t afraid to eschew standard award show pleasantries to talk about it” part of the article was pretty goofy. I mean, how many decades has it been since an awards show, especially one in music, was standard pleasantries and not a parade of people

What you types fail to understand is that it really doesn’t matter what she does or doesn’t do. She’s getting ideas out there that are appealing to more and more people and the more people like you laugh at her and shine the spotlight on her, the more people learn about her core ideas and the more people like them.

Glad you used that still in the header. I watched the trailer on a different site and it went right past as to what that doll was.

You’re talking Barsanti’s raison d’etre. He can take the most joyous story on Earth and find the outrage and snark within it. He’s an artist.

I’m about halfway through and this is looking like this is going to be one of those shows that’s good enough for me to keep watching and flawed enough for me to question why I’m still watching. The flaws are probably more noticeable to my right now because I expected Deadly Class to be entertaining, but disposable pop

Maybe I’m just reading that wrong. I took that as average citizens not getting the kind of investigative attention that a celebrity gets and how they wasted all of these resources on this case.