As I age, I find that I am inevitably hitting those spots where I am occasionally out of the pop culture loop. This is one of those times when I’m happy about it.

Here’s an idea - fire this hacky, piece of shit predator that no one really wants to work for and give Red Sonja to Coralie Fargeat who has talent, would actually understand how to do the property correctly and won’t, you know, molest anyone.

Can we maybe give women a different movie and let this franchise die already?

“A band almost everybody likes....”

You just told someone to grow up while using the word Raditude. You take a time out and think about that.

I’m not sure that she followed most of her own rules in a way that everyone is going to see. The main character tries to hide her job from everyone and is shamed when people find out. Her customers are all creepy and most are dangerous. None of the women are very likable and are obsessed with fame and greed, not the…

I know. How do you pair Red Bull with Hennessy when one of the 3212427123 different Monster flavors would be much more appropriate.

Yeah, yeah....

Sigh. It helps if you proofread before you post and not hours later. That was a mess.

Sigh. It helps if you proofread before you post and not hours later. That was a mess.

The first thing I thought of when I was done watching the film is that I wish I was rich enough to give her the money that was stolen from her. Glad others had the same thought.

Say what you want about Banks, but that’s one of the best insults I’ve ever heard. Brilliantly original and too extremely specific to not be true..

Beale Street, Hereditary and Blindspotting all got crimianlly overlooked in multiple categories.

I get the cultural impact and I loved the film, but I just can’t get my head around a Marvel movie being Best Picture just because of that. I think a best director nod to Ryan Coogler would’ve been the way to go since it was all his vision would’ve been the way to go and a nomination for Michael B Jordan for his…

Is that what you want from the Oscars? Let’s celebrate populist, big budget moneymakers so the people who watch four movies at the mall every year will tune in? I understand that the Academy fucks it up most of the time anyway, but I don’t see the need to go even worse with it.

Oh, cut the shit. How often is a best picture nominee not nominated in any acting, direction or writing awards? This is a nomination driven to pull in ratings and keep hashtag campaigns at bay. Acting and direction are the categories where BP should’ve been acknowledged, but there hasn’t been any super hero film ever…

Yep. Horror gets screwed again. 

I’m very interested. This would be completely different style than anything he’s made before.

Ja Rule is essentially just a wedding singer version of DMX.

He’s hardly even in Happytime Murders. Justice Smith seems like a weird pick to hang the latest Jurrasic World on, too. I don’t remember anything about him that was particularly worse than anything else in that piece of shit.