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The first season was grim and affecting. The second season was frustrating and meandering.

This is the only argument against him that I can really understand. Phony allies who paint themselves as virtuous and understanding while practicing the behaviors they claim to be against need to be taken down just as much as the abusers themselves.

Why are the making a “live action” remake of a movie about talking animals. It’s still just a cartoon.

Now would be the time to get greenlit while Hollywood is still drooling over how much money R Rated horror film have made the last couple of years. Still, with that budget he reportedly needed, good luck.

The only thing I walked away with was that I was pleasantly surprised with how much I enjoyed Jason Mamoa’s dude-bro version of Aquaman and I surprisingly hated Ezra Miller’s neurotic, painfully unfunny take on The Flash. Other than that, I can’t really remember anything about it.

The whole stans thing is already played out. Please stop.

They haven’t been for a long time. I loved them when I was young, but you have to admit when a band should hang it up.

I usually try to preface my criticisms of The Last Jedi by admitting that Holdo was my favorite part about the film and I don’t really have any criticisms about Rey. That at least lets me get out my gripes out before I get fired on.

I’m glad it died before they could fuck up the creature from the black lagoon.

I kind of liked it after I first saw it, but it’s completely faded from my memory now. It’s just not much of a film. I don’t know if Feig just couldn’t get his head around an non-R rated comedy or if the film got chopped to bits by the studio, but It’s not very coherent and too many jokes don’t land.

I would watch a Blazing Saddles remake with Danny McBride and Kevin Hart. I am a heretic.

It’s pronounced terəb(ə)l band. 

If you didn’t laugh at her calling Huckabee-Sanders Aunt Lydia from The Handmaid’s Tale, I don’t know if you should be commenting on comedy.

I was wondering that too. I don’t recall seeing any hate towards the character. Just hate towards how he was written in Johnson’s film.

Yeah, but what an interesting arc the Wolfman dude had in his 30 page Cantina Tales story. I think he ordered two drinks and belched. Really changed the way I watch A New Hope.

I get being cautious, but there’s really no way of being safe while being connected. You have a phone, you have an ISP, you have some sort of email or social media, you’re signed up to websites, you have a debit card and credit card. You’re going to be vulnerable and your data is being sold left and right. That said,

You’re fighting mole people and mothman and keyword ciphers are the reality breaker for you?

“elevated thriller” AKA we’re looking for awards so we can’t use the word horror.

I think we’ve gone from the dog never dies rule of the 90's to the dog most certainly always dies rule at this point.

Joe Bob Briggs is doing a Thanksgiving marathon on Shudder. Anything else is not an option.