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Nice to see you holding NPR to a higher journalistic standard than your own.

Everything Romero did after his original trilogy was subpar zombie content, as well.

Romero basically already did that with Land of the Dead and it was awful. His political and social commentary became very ham fisted and forced as he got older and he delivered it with the subtlety of a sledgehammer.

I’ll still take this level of crazy and desperate attention seeking over Chelsea Handler showing her tits again while she claims to have quit instead of being fired.

This is why Z Nation ended up being a better show than Walking Dead. 70% of the episodes are pure goofball entertainment, there is always forward momentum on the main story lines and economical storytelling and when they do have serious, dramatic episodes, they feel earned.

Hey, give him some credit for not finding a way to work some regurgitated political snark or “look how woke I am” angle into this crap for once.

Go as Schrödinger’s cat. Or don’t. Or both at the same time.

Dane Cook is a terrible comedian who’s been a decent dramatic actor. I think. I seem to vaguely remember him being decent in something. I could be remembering wrong. I think I was drunk.

There was an incident I remember where some celebrity got accused of being racist for a demon costume because it had black skin. If you’re referring to something like that, I agree with you. If you’re talking about any other form of costume where a white person tries to become another race, I’d like to ask you to go

Your response is as disingenuous and wrong headed as your article.

There’s a special place in hell for the creator of Sexy Handmaid. Or a new job after Sarah Huckabee Sanders gets canned.

Dowd has written a prodigious amount of Michael Myers/Laurie Strode incest fan-fic and he’s REALLY pissed that it’s all be wiped away by the retcon. 

Hopefully, unlike last election, most of the people who spend all of their time “protesting” on line will actually turn up to vote. It’s already been proven that apathy is a bigger enemy than conservative voters.

This is some peak white woman bullshit right here.

Sad to see her go. Now I have to rely on Amy Schumer for my doses of “celebrity desperate to be adored, constantly tries to prove herself as an ally while sticking her foot in her mouth and looking like a privileged asshole instead.”

What the.....Idris Elba? Why? Oh God, I don’t want the image of him dressed in a Cats costume burned into my brain. I’ll never be able to look at him again.

I don’t think it’s impossible to be a fan of both boring Oscar fodder and horror movies and be able to critique both with honest impartiality, but I will say that some of what Dowd says here sounds like he watched a completely different movie. I’m not going to accuse him of going into it wanting to hate it, but his

Purile is my biggest problem with Zombie’s films, too. I’m a fan of House of 1000 Corpses and Devil’s Rejects and get the exploitation/Grindhouse asthetic, but Zombie is one of those people that is a fan of the genre while not understanding it and apes it in all the wrong ways, giving into his worst instincts and

I honestly can’t tell what is satire and what is serious at this point.

A week to prepare is more effort than Ryan Murphy gives in writing it.