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I couldn't make up my mind if I liked it or not. It starts out well enough and has good performances, but it ultimately goes nowhere and I don't even know what it was trying to say, if anything. It think it ends up being the type of film that I try to force myself to like because I'm afraid that not liking it means

If anything, this is the first time I actually want to see a Thor movie.

They also updated the candlestick to a dildo to be edgier and get the 50 Shades crowd's money.

It's going to be a workplace comedy like The Office. Pennywise will be the Michael Scott character. Carrie White and Cujo will be the Jim and Pam. Annie Wilkes will be the Dwight.

She was good in Queen of Earth, but I can't guarantee anyone is going to like that film.

Strong like.

I've been really surprised by just how unpredictable it's been. Every time I think it won't dare be that offensive, it goes there. Which is goo, because I didn't want to see Olson doing a watered down, standard sit-com.

Safe Haven from VHS 2 is fucking brilliant.

Lynskey doesn't get a lot of high profile roles, but she's been acting seemingly non-stop since Heavenly Creatures. I always see her pop up in something.

He directed a short in the horror anthology Holidays where his daughter plays a sex cam worker, so he's already covered that.

Hey, if he'd prefer that I ignore them as comic books instead of ignoring them as movies, that's his call.

She was great on The Newsroom. She worked very well with the rapid fire dialogue and had good comedic timing. You just had to not pay attention to how bad the dialogue was as she was saying it.

The strengths of this episode also highlights the weaknesses of the show. When we get Daryl, Carol, Ezekiel and the Kingdom, I'm interested. Most of the rest of the characters and situations I just don't give a shit about anymore.

That's true. I'd be doing it now if I thought I wouldn't get fired.

Are you kidding me? Give me a week into the apocalypse and I'll be wearing a Frankenstein mask, a suit of armor made from plastic doll heads and will only communicate in Simpsons quotes.

I'm worried now that their might actually be a Hugo Fuckyourself on AOL that will get endless GOP emails.

To be fair, both of those pieces of shit were more competently made than Suicide Squad.

This is true.

I've never been a fan. There's been several times when he's been so far off base, I was certain he hadn't actually watched the film he was reviewing and other times he clearly set out to be a contrarian prick from the start.

I never got the feeling Eisenberg's Luthor was actually a genius. The guy's plan for framing Superman was shooting people with "experimental" bullets that could only be traced back to Lexcorp. That's really fucking stupid.