This! I’d have driven it home, parked it and waited for the dealership to call me when it was “ready”.

imagine if she DIDN’T tell them where the truck was... and returned to ask them. She should’ve let them sweat it out a bit. Stealing it back was genius.

I mean, the schlub at the bottom used her truck for a Lowe’s run. He deserved to be fired.

Wow, the dealership took responsibility. I did not see that coming.

Of course I would never send humans out there. I’d hire a project manager to send them.

This atrocity deserves the profanity.

Well that’s just like your opinion, man.

I’m not THAT much better than that, let’s  be honest.

45 seconds? Somebody’s a show off :/

Georgia O’Keeffe would bee so excited.

I once had a VHS that had 6 hours of Hot Lesbian Action. It took me three years and 2 VCRs to experience the full 360 minutes.

Great. The answer is great. 

You are not alone. Few people ever watch an entire video on PornHub either because they finish early.

I still don’t know how to feel about Pornhub turning out to be the most socially responsible company of the Internet age.

I only watched 45 seconds of the video because I’ve never watched an entire video on PornHub, and I’m not about to start now.   

awfully lonely up here 

That’s for people in Fancy Kristen’s price bracket, the GLS is for substantially less important people.

I thought car wash mode in a MB is just an automated text message to your assistant/servant to wash the car.

‘Whoa, whoa, whoa. There’s still plenty of meat on that Kowakian Monkey Lizard bone. Now you take this back to you homestead, throw it in a pot, add some broth, a Corellian potato. Baby, you’ve got a stew going.’

I fully expect when the Mandalorian takes off his helmet it will be Tobias.