He’s determined to deliver the offseason championship Oakland expects.

is that Kaepernick himself has already profited from the very same move Jay-Z is using now.

Guys? I think we need to look out for Sam. That’s just brutal.

I actually hoped he would retire over this. Because even though I am a hypocrite who still watches and follows the NFL religiously, I am basically rooting for every player in the league to retire at all times and hopefully save themselves from a life of misery.

the new helmet doesn’t fit right; it gives him a headache; the chinstrap feels weird; he can’t see his periphery (which makes him more vulnerable to big hits and less likely to track the ball in the air); the league’s “health and safety” initiative is bogus and just an attempt to limit liability; there’s no such thing…

*Extremely David Attenbrough voice*

huh.

Do you hear the people sing? Singing a song of 6 and 10. That is your ceiling, you forgotten, burning river town in Hell. When the beating from the Jets sets up a beating by the Rams, there’s no light at the end of the tunnel when the Ravens come.

They edited my email and took out the *almost*

We had our third non-losing season in 20 years, added a couple offensive pieces, and now our idiot fans thinks the Browns are going to the fucking Super Bowl.

It is SO WEIRD to see the Browns WYTS this late in August.

Kaare Vedvik? Daniel Carlson? The Vikings know they don’t have to pick actual vikings, right?

I catch your drift, but the fact that Trump doesn’t live in England is actually a very, very bad thing.

Never any sympathy with that guy. Fucking Elway. 

Note that the more in charge she got, the less interested he was.  He may still be mystified by his sudden lack of interest... but it’s pretty obvious from his description.  She didn’t allow him to take the role of the aggressor, so suddenly it wasn’t sexy anymore.

It’s a way for dudes pretending to be ironic and edgy, and women working on their Chill Girl badge, to go to a PG-13 titty bar. “But their wings are so good!” is the restaurant version of “I read it for the articles!”

Yeah its so boring which is why I remember exactly how she looked, what she said, what she was wearing, how she tasted, how she felt... but I was terribly bored the entire time. It’s definitely not the only time I almost had sex.

Also I went to Harvard and she was totally impressed with that. I didn’t bring it up, she…

Love to write shitty Penthouse Forum letters about my sex life that also mention superfluously that I went to Harvard.

I think a “chunkier Reese Witherspoon” is called a Reese’s Witherspoon.

Appealing? No.