Pssh, they already got our click. Why would they actually do work?

Also forgot to proofread the headline.

I for one welcome our new Octopi overlords.

Please don’t bring peanut butter on a plane. Many people are very very allergic to it and your snack really isn't worth causing someone to go into anaphylaxis.

Does Amazon have a mechanism to see removed reviews? Because that would be telling if all 1 star reviews were “rescinded” but had similar things to complain about. Glad you got your money and all but now people don’t have the benefit of your experience which you felt strongly enough about to post a negative review for.