That photo of Kitty Spencer looks like something off the cover of a romance novel. She is stunning.

I don’t care about the wedding per se. Definitely not enough to get up at 4 or 5am. Sorry, Maiysha.

A white guy who asks “well how come they can say it?” in public.

He was traded.

Sadly, most of the Ann Coulter anti-trans stuff comes from the other side. Which is unfair, we trans folks don’t deserve to be compared to something you scrape off the sole of your shoe like Ann Coulter.

Gates can barely contain his disdain for Trump. It just drips off every word he says and his every mannerism.

YES. I will send shrimp back asap if it’s not deveined. I do not want to be eating shrimp poop.

Deveining is actually easy if you make a slit along the back under running water. Most of it washes right out.

Garza doesn’t realize this is on purpose, does she?

Also, Trump couldn’t give less of a shit about education, so who cares what DeVos does?

I started orgasming in my teens, but I gotta say my orgasms in my 40’s are much more intense and deeper...like make cry intense. I don’t have multiples, but they last much longer. #TeamOldLadyPussy.

This used to be my attitude. Then I had the two worst, most humiliating experiences of my life with two, different, female gynecologists. One of them was a university health center gynecologist, who told me, a graduate student in her thirties, that I wasn’t at school to get pregnant, and basically called me a slut.…

No, it’s not really a “strength” of a capitalist society. Since there is no evidence that “the best people” rise to the top or even a common definition of what makes someone “the best” and thus deserving to be on top.

There’s an old song that seems relevant here: “This is what happens when liberal individualism and uncritical (often themselves racist/sexist) assumptions about the ‘essential nature’ of given demographics are divorced from current and historical context and substituted for a comprehensive material analysis of how the…

It’s pretty fucked up to even suggest that. Margaret Thatcher would never eat poor people, and such hyperbole is unbecoming of a student of history.

There is a wing of the Democratic party who seem to think for the most part America is already great, but we just need to make sure the top 1% is reflective of society with X% women, Y% PoC, Z% queer people, etc. It’s part of the myth of the meritocracy. That it’s ok if we live in a deeply unequal society as long as…

As someone who has been in rehab:

You get 1 “ugh” for the baseless dependency conjecture, and a full eye roll for “methinks”.

To be honest I am not sure what people expected. They got David Fincher to direct a movie set in the Alien franchise... and Alien 3 is a Fincher movie using the Alien franchise. It’s basically exactly what it was gonna be. Fincher wasn’t going to create a Aliens action adventure movie and he wasn’t gonna do a…

Sorry, I don’t remember that Rita Ora album.

Man this is tough to read. I really want the GMG team to be successful. I’ve been an avid reader for years, and while there are a lot of things to criticize I still read Deadspin, Jalopnik and Lifehacker religiously. They’re not perfect at their job but the first two are not as bro-y as the competition, while…