The medicine’s free, but Buzzfeed gets to publish “Seven Times this Lady’s DNA Made Us LOL” and afterwords you’ll get ads targeted at specific gallstones until you die.

Finally a novel take: aging woman doesn’t look the way I want her to!

I vaguely had to work with them when I was in the mailroom of their management company (they were one of the few clients to actually answer the door when I came) but they were always so sweet and Channing was always so shirtless. This hits me hard.

...or the person upset by the joke could work on their issues and come to the point where they realize the joke is not about them, they are not the butt of it, they don’t have to care about the joke at all.

The fact is that we all are exposed to watching people easily get things that we badly want and can’t ever have. If for some people that thing is a baby, it doesn’t make them more special or more deserving of not having to see other people get what they want. This baby obsession is just freaking nuts.

I know people on this thread may not be receptive to this, but I am supporting your viewpoint. A couple years ago, a woman I worked for started to persecute me out of nowhere, it was so bad that co-workers noticed and were offering me references if I applied for another job. Turns out, she thought I was pregnant! I…

I’ve found the simple reason I don’t enjoy threesomes is that it just ends up being too much work, something that I’ve heard from a number of other people. It ends up being a bucket list item that’s been checked.

A coworker of mine felt she was experiencing infertility. Every conversation revolved around her fertility and the rest of the world not getting how hard it was. We people clearly didn’t have a clue how painful it all was. Or we were just awful people. Probably both. She got pregnant a little after a year of trying.

Let’s pick this apart, shall we?

I attended a law school graduation where - no shit - Jerry Springer was the speaker. There was some blow back in advance of his speech, as can be expected.

Can you just use C’s where the C’s go and K’s where the K’s go? You have a good point but the whole K substitution thing is kinda like something my edgy 14 year old son does when he’s complain that I’m making him “Klean!”

I never got those type of pranks period. Like haha, you believed the words that I said! How crazy and zany!!

Don’t worry, I’m back on Monday! And come Friday, b* better have my intro.

Amusingly, I used to have this really cute top I bought in Paris that had random English words written in cursive on it.

Boy, those French sure are some good collaborators.

Yes to all of this. Reese Witherspoon gave a speech last year about the crappy roles she and other actresses were getting offered, and how no one wanted them. Then I saw Nicole Kidman actually list some of the things she was offered (they all sounded totally crappy - like a 14 year old boy’s version of what a good…

Al Gore had to continue being Vice President until Jan 2001 after the election. Then he disappeared for quite a while, I remember a paparazzi style pic of him overweight and with an unkempt beard surfacing possibly Sept 2002 (I can remember a trip I was on and can date it to then when people were talking about it) and…

When Bill Bennett and Pat Buchanan call you full of shit, that’s a profoundly bad sign. I mean, not as bad as if they vouch for you, but still.