Hahaha, right?! I won’t claim that they’re amazing movies, but they do actually raise wonderfully aware social questions, to the point that I don’t regret watching either film!

This is stoopid. Speaking as a retired medical social worker, in Florida, at least, most people are on Medicaid becasuse:

I’M SO DISAPPOINTED IN YOU!

This week, Taylor Swift and her English boyfriend who may or may not dream of electric sheep,

We used to have to mix mayo and buttermilk into the packet of dry seasonings when commercial ranch dressing first came out. Next, they changed it to mayo and milk because not everyone had buttermilk lying around. The bottled ranch was sniffed at when it first hit the shelves because it didn’t have the fresher taste of…

Oh good, I hope Rich writes something!

We have a bingo.

1) Which of the following statements best reflects the subtext of this article? Choose one:

The only good thing about this article is that the comments seem to show that y’all aren’t having it.

I kind of wonder if, while dashing this off, you thought most people reading it would think you were describing a scene where anyone else in the room would look bad, other than a person who would write such a long, whiny, self-serving post.

A good dog whose droopy face will find it to the rainbow bridge.

Alternate title: Publicist Does Her Job, Jezebel Writer Doesn’t Understand His.

Dude your former roommate AJ is on the Shitty Media Men list. Your Pot Therapy co-host called what Roman Polanski did “banging a thirteen year old” right here on Jezebel. Maybe people should be badgering YOU on #MeToo.

Why are you here? You don’t like us and we don’t like you.

This was an interesting read. Thanks for parting the curtain on interview scheduling, I was dying to know all about that process. Making a woman uncomfortable over a man’s bad behavior isn’t the framing device I’d have gone with, I don’t think, but then I’m not a man so...

This article is one long bad take.

He needs to call the lovely Jolie Kerr to find out what is the best way to wash that vest.

Ah shit. It’s a cat fight.

Yup, and my personal favorite is when they fail in a certain leadership role, and then are moved into a different leadership role within the company, as if the location of the office was the real problem there. Sure it’s true, as the old saying goes, that white men tend to fail upwards, but they also (and I’d argue…

It’s not when it comes to issuing legally recognized forms of ID.