Now is the wanker of our discontent...

“It was a stupid decision. I hope nobody wants to do the same because it’s wrong. I’m sorry.”

I was at a minor league game the other day because a friend’s company let us have their box, and a foul ball came into our seats. We gave it to the kid with his dad sitting below/in front of the box seats, because we aren’t psychotic man children.

1st prize is a Corvair. 2nd prize is 2 Corvairs.

Is one of his neighbors Ralph Nader?

Something obsolete and full of hot air goes down in flames in Wisconsin? Sounds more like Hillary to me.

The blimp now plans to tour the country doing its impression of Tiger Woods’s career.

It really was a No. 2 pick.

Damn. Harbor Freight’s selling rockets now?

Sensitive Compartmented Information is not “above” or “beyond” top secret. You can have secret SCI or even confidential SCI. This widely known yet perpetually misreported fact is too easy not to correct. Please stop being lazy.

Does that mean he’s not coming on then?

For sure, and to be clear I’m not saying CP is going to win us a World Cup in the next 17 years. Just seeing an American of his quality, that’s able to have this impact for club and country at 18, makes me think we are maybe starting to do some things right at the youth level. It all snowballs and maybe in 2050 we’re…

Hey Allah, what time ya due back in boy’s town?

Trick question: There is no crowd in attendance at Reds home games.

I tell ya...

Charge of The Lite Beer Brigade

In surprising reversal, Chad Johnson is taking the House to it.

Why say “Five Gulf Nations cut ties with Qatar” when you can say “Five Gulf Nations break Qatar strings?” That’s web journalism 101, Wags.