You too can hire Youppi!

If these are in order, then Nuclear War is four spots too low.

Fuck it, I’ll ask the question. Was the decision politically motivated? Liberty University is the most radically conservative university in the US. To call a game in a way that takes winning runs off the board after a nineteen minute delay certainly leads me to believe there was an external motivation at play.

The passive-aggressive omission of a disclaimer tells me that somebody’s mad they haven’t received a used-footwear bribe of their own. Who are you angling for, Patrick? Scott Podsednik? Joe Crede? John Danks?

I consider myself a connosieur of sleight of hand. But I have been unable to tell where in his delivery he pockets the baseball and produces the wiffle ball.

The Cardinals lost their 20th game.

I just ate a large pepperoni pizza with a side of cheese bread in about 45 minutes, so I feel pretty good about myself.

Sunrise at Angkor Wat. Siem Reap, Cambodia. By Sash Ollik.

TIL.....and I effing work with yeast. SHAME.

Randy was a genius. People really don’t give the man credit. Everyone talks about this song but he did SO much more. Even his work with Quiet Riot was brilliant, and let’s face it, their music wasn’t exactly deep otherwise.

Ding ding ding!

I KNOW. Are those guys even wearing protective gear AT ALL??? Player safety has grown by leaps and bounds since then.

That’s important as NFL rules say a stadium cannot host a Super Bowl in its inaugural season.

details of how exactly he fell are not known

Boom, roasted.

Buy it. Livery it. Hoon it.

Never underestimate the bandwidth of a station wagon full of tapes hurtling down the highway. —Tanenbaum, Andrew S. (1989)

Well that blows.