Test Rocket Please Ignore

First impression: Overall the car isn’t bad, those chrome wheel arches appear to be the worst part and are easily removed.
Second impression: Whoa, that hood is the worst part about this car. I wouldn’t want to drive around with it but it’d be funny to hang on a wall.
Third impression: Ugh, too much blue loom on the…

Huh, I don’t recognize that part of Union Station. But, then again, that’s not where I usually get off.

Jar Jar Binks wakes up in his bedroom, turns to Suzanne Pleshette and says, “You-sa wont be believin’ the crazy dream meesa just had!”

tfw you use the horrible person as a means to an end, pushing them to their most extreme limits, and then letting their expensive husk be somebody else’s problem.

He was promptly fired after the game. Security along the wall in Arizona are forbidden to help Latinos in any way.

Baseball has been played for over 100 years the exact same way...

clearing my name of any and all wrongdoing

Who’d grab flags and wave back.

So [Watercraft] [Watercraft] was too on-the-nose for you, but [Protein] [Protein] wasn’t? Fuck you.

“I don’t always test, but when I do, I do it in production.” Concurrency is the controversy, not the long-term wisdom of electromagnetic vs steam.

I’m not an expert on aircraft carrier catapult systems, so I’m not in a position to make any judgments on the merits of steam vs EMALS (e-mails?).

But the EMALS!

The interweb provide.

Does the suicide trick work for library fines, too?

“Neither are we”

“It’s a balancing act,” Crosby said. “On one hand, I don’t want to shorten my career, but no one plays forever, and I want to win the cup at least once before I retire.”

Usually, when a Pirates pitcher loses control of a ball, it’s because Clint “The Crimson Tomato” Hurdle told them to throw it at someone’s head.

Taillon had been placed on the 10-day disabled list on Saturday with groin discomfort and will remain on the DL.

“2-0 on Jameson Taillon”