Kind of an extreme way to make the move to skeleton

That of all things.

Full Name: Jeffrey Kevin Plawecki, Position: C, Age: 26, Born: Carmel, IN, Dong: Detachable, Throws: R, Bats: R, Bones: L, Throws: R, Height: 6-2, Weight: 224

Jeter never had a problem.

A true six tool guy.

Boy, that ended up going in a different direction than it started in.

GET A BULLETPROOF JERSEY! MORANS

She was only warned to beware of bats and balls

Baseball fans... A hockey fan would have asked for stitches at her seat so she could catch the end of the game.

Does this mean that the best fans in baseball are now the Dodgers?

Best bullet sponges in baseball!

So she’s going to sue Cardinals because a stray bullet from outside the stadium hit her?

Mike Matheny praised the fan for taking the bullet “the right way,” noting that glory boy fans in Chicago or Kansas City would’ve demanded a stoppage to the game and drawn much more attention to themselves.

Goddamnit Rick Ankiel. Just retire already.

There’s always the next game!

Annnndddd a lucky fan has a souvenir

Shit, now the Orioles will have to protect their honor by drilling someone on Holbrook’s crew.

Results of budget cuts in program

-now has to wait until the Testors stealth model paint goes on sale
-instead of 3 landing gear, new planes will have 1, and flight manual will come with used copy of ‘unicycling for dummies’
-instead of jet fuel, pilots will have to get unleaded and fuel up at Wal Mart
-Some armament…

I keep telling this anecdote, but I got totally fooled by UChicago’s April Fool’s joke of going back to DI.

I’m tired of big-time college sports.