notthebeezus
NotTheBeezus
notthebeezus

"As a palate cleanser for the last two weeks, please enjoy some stories of terrible customers receiving their just rewards."

James Spader specifically as that fucking douchebag from Pretty In Pink.

But she's so clumsy!! How will she ever find love???!!!

Uh what? That thing is terrifying. It looks like something that would burst out of your chest after an ill-fated space exploration mission.