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NotTheBeezus
notthebeezus
James Spader specifically as that fucking douchebag from Pretty In Pink.
But she's so clumsy!! How will she ever find love???!!!
Uh what? That thing is terrifying. It looks like something that would burst out of your chest after an ill-fated space exploration mission.