His hair isn't really hair.

It's easy to forget the Oklahoma comedy scene of the 90's.

I don't want a government that makes comedians disappear.

I have no problem with her losing jobs and losing gigs. Same way i felt about Bill
O. That is the free market.

Much like when I was trying to form my Gwar tribute band, this whole decapitation thing has really blown up in her face.

A horse head is a horse head of course, that is unless the horse head is the horse head of the famous Princess Celestia.

Yea. Anything to avoid this terrible Kathy Griffin vs Donald Trump story.

They are brother and sister, aren't they?

Ohh just man up and eat 4 bowls of chili. You will totally forget this entire experience.

You better go have a few bowls of chili to help you forget this.

I thought the 2 rubes were going to be on NBC on Sunday night.

Especially Samantha Bee.

But by giving him wide spread coverage, people will see that he is a fraud. And it will be the end of Alex Jones as we know him.

Keep what a secret?

Yea.

I said trying to kill me. Not that they have killed me.

Joke's on them.

"You got me the same tie for Christmas last year. This is typical of those on the left, and their continued attacks on Christianity and the War on Christmas…"

In typical Manchester fashion, the concert will end with all of the participants joining the Stone Roses on stage for a 17-minute long version of Fool's Gold.

Not as much as the people who have been reading that same joke for a week straight.