One of my friends photoshopped a picture of me from Christmas. And replaced all of my presents with bottles of Manisheviitz of different sizes. It was really funny and thoughtful.

He's right. We should be more sensitive to his daughter. Her dad is Sean Hannity.

No,

I know I saw Back to the Future in winter, but it could have still be November. I remember it was cold out. It was released in July.

Anytime a Kennedy opens his/her mouth, always remember that they had pretty much the same upbringing as Donald Trump.

It was more logical than when he tried to add his input about autism.

I saw that picture of Kathy Griffin holding up the fake head.

I'll pay you $100K to prove to me that the moon people are not trying to kill me!

He has offered a $100k reward to prove that vaccines do not cause autism.

He should have stuck to Dirty Grandpa.

That was just a meme floating around on the internet yesterday.

As far as I can remember, Back to the Future was in the theater for 9 and half years.

Wakarimashita!

An old friend of mine lent me the VHS tape of End of Days. And said, "You need to watch this for one line. You will know it when you hear it."

I am going to head down to the typewriter district to get a new Smith-Corona just so that I can write a letter to Trump to thank him.

Vince Neil only got 30 days and he killed somebody.

They are re-creating the feel of Comedy Central in the 90's. I am always surprised when I see it un-edited with all of the dirty words still in it.

He's dating Miley Cyrus's sister, I think,

Yo Chaz!

I've seen that dude on the Atlantic City Boardwalk heaps of times.