Totally competitive in this space. You got me, dude.

“stifled second banana" with LeBron??? Why are folks so committed to treating every star who's played with LeBron like they suffered under him? Kyrie's greatest performances were alongside LeBron lol, what the entire fuck?

Indian already threw down the gauntlet with the 123 hp V-twin in the ftr1200.

Honestly, has anyone ever successfully picked up a woman by whipping their junk out and tricking them into looking at it? Do guys really think this will work?

very cool we live with millions of fucking lunatics who think shit like this 

I suspect Lo Duca forgot that he was acting as an actual journalist* here where things like slander are real and felt like he was just shooting the shit with his buddies in a bar or something.

I came into this intrigued by what Lo Duca had to say, and I’m no fan of Country Joe, but they did their homework before suing him, and it sure sounds like he’s full of shit. That begs the question of why he made up something that could be easily verified? Attention? Stupid, if so. And now it’s gonna cost him.

Brady’s case is exacerbated by the fact that he got genuinely fucked over by the NFL for deflating footballs.

Is it a stupid rule and a stupid fine? Yes. Was any other player in the league besides OBJ unable to follow that rule? No.

Can you direct me to where the line forms to punch this walking penis in the face.

His comments had everything to do about the game situation that just occurred and nothing else 

A side issue I suppose but doesn’t surfing in the Olympics drastically reduce the number of possible host cities? Basically ruling out anywhere non-coastal? 

Oh.

It would be difficult for the Jets to look worse here, but I've said that before and been wrong so many times, so let's see how this plays out...

If only there were a group of people whose job it was to stand up for the players against owners who may not have the player’s best interests at heart. If only such groups were organized into some kind of “players’ association” or something like that. I’ve heard that writers on websites create these things called…

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I think the idea here is that the height differences don’t necessarily reflect the fact that they wore shoes before but didn’t wear them this time, so much as they reflect the fact that the previous official height listings were bullshit. What I am saying is, I think these ones also are bullshit.

Service time manipulation strikes again, smdh.

Translation: “We’re not going to be very good, so Zion’s going to sit until all of the early season tickets that were sold already just to see Zion are used, then he will debut so we can sell some more.”

I voted NP wtf do the 7 of you CP voters want for a $20k Cayman??