I will forever and ever hate the Hurricanes for what they did to the Sabres in the mid-00's, and existing, when they should be the goddamn Hartford Whalers. But man, that clip of them raising the blood pressure of Don Cherry and Brian Burke warms my heart ever so slightly.

How dare you insult Minshew 

Doubling down on “Racism is a victimless crime” is hilariously on brand. We need a better class of troll around here.

I don’t know why you’re so snarky. I thought the school’s PR department expressed it eloquently in their hiring announcement: “Liberty is happy to hire anyone regardless of their track record of philandering, abetting sex crimes, racism, antisemitism, whatever, to show our commitment to loving everyone and giving them…

Your moniker is an insult towards the weight of a writer here and you are moralizing towards others? I'm willing to bet the irony is lost on you.

The “pain” and “vulnerability” you felt was your own damn fault. I’ve actually heard a pastor* put it the way: Not every struggle is from God, some of it is because you did something stupid. And this is definitely the later case.

If there is a baseline between exuberant celebration and disturbingly degrading behavior, these videos are a slow roller toward first that might not stay in fair territory.

Kinda feels like they’ve never seen a woman before. 

Liberty University is about as credible a university as Dr. Pepper is being an actual doctor.

Not an evangelical, but I know that in a lot of Christian art a small flame over a head represents the Epiphany. Might be that evangelicals use this imagery as well.

The ’Lander Lads

A McDavid trade would genuinely be the most interesting thing to happen in the NHL in years. What would Edmonton even want? What could they get? Would the Leafs be tempted to throw someone like Matthews at them or would they want younger picks and prospects instead of someone disappointed to have to play in Edmonton?

Neutral observer here. When Grisham overran the ball you saw him basically start to collapse after he realized what had happened, only to then realize he couldn’t even mourn his mistake since it was only the 8th and Soto was still running the bases. Man, I felt that.

If there ever was a motherfucker who would tell a waiter “I start at 13% and take away one for each of your mistakes”, it’s this motherfucker.

I want to see his fucking tip.

The trick with all of it is to start doping before you become a USADA-controlled athlete, then you can just maintain the levels and have a “clean” bio passport.

It’s like this in the marketing department at work.

Are PED’s legal for non-athletes? I ask because it takes me four and a half minutes to walk the dog to the end of the block and back for her to piss. If I could cut that down to an even three I wouldn’t have to pause the DVR during commercials.

Ever since I’ve heard mention of a ‘Second Civil War,’ I’ve always been confused by it. So, in the first one, we had defined sides with defined territories. i.e. the Northern States, that wanted to at least appear civil and like every other ‘civilized’ country at the time, and then the South, who wanted to right to…

Black Hole 2020