But please, won’t someone think of the poor little lamb who won’t be able to afford the kind of life where he can sexually assault people and get away with it?  

How can a guy be so stupid I could never root for him, and at the same time cause me to want to root for him at the same time?

Yeah, because both those guys are playing at MVP levels this year, right?  

How about all three of the “victims” of collusion not having seasons that put them above the rest of the league?

I realize that this may come as a surprise to all you cool folks, but a lot of the band kids actually like being in the band and enjoy the activity. Game days are an experience in and of themselves and the band usually has a great time. I suppose the benefits would be the same as anyone deciding to play on the…

Vladdie is such a great kid, he’s just a big goofball having a blast out there.

Johnson was absolutely a big enough star to sit down if he felt like he was injured.  The NFL desperately needs someone to opt to not go back in the game to diffuse the stigma around sitting out because you lost consciousness on the previous play.  

I think we all just need to agree to vote for whichever one wins the primary. If half of us stay home, the cheetoh in chief will win again.

FAB?

Yes, that’s right, because I believe that harsh bail amounts keeping people locked up before trial isn’t a good idea, I’m clearly a rape apologist.

Locking him away until his trial doesn’t accomplish anything. I get that you want him punished, and so do I. But jailing someone who isn’t a threat to the public and isn’t a flight risk while they wait for trial is a shitty answer.  

Hell freaking yeah.  For 4 grand this is a much more interesting commuter than a Fit.  

So this will get buried in the greys, but I’ll say it anyway. I’ve worked in higher education for 2 decades, and worked with undergraduate and graduate students in advisory roles for most of that time. I’ve worked with a half-dozen women who were assaulted in some manner, and absolutely 0% of those women wanted the…

I keep reading about all these gold diggers out to ruin professional athletes’ careers, and yet, I’ve never read a story about one.  

“Since sharing those opinions my boss showed up with a pink slip and I now feel I have made a mistake”

Criminally understarred.  

Is it weird that my reflex reaction to this post was to let you know that you spelled steak wrong?  

Now Alex, get off Deadspin and head back to the ESPN baseball studios.  

Financial transactions aren’t covered by the legislation you’re referencing.  

If $120,000 shows up in your account, call the bank. It’s not by some miracle going to end up staying there, and it’s better to just get the hassle out of the way early on. You being in the loop with the bank also reduces the chance that they take $130,000 back out of your account accidentally.