Not just a catcher in his case, but a catcher that’s a bit of a whisperer when it comes to young pitchers, jumps at the chance to help any way he can, and great in both the community and the clubhouse.  Russ is just a great human being all around.  

They aren’t going to go up yet, because the cost of incidents hasn’t gone up yet.  Once it does, and a small incident goes from 1500 bucks to 5 grand, they’ll move.  

“It tastes like static sounds...sort of background noise meshing with annoyance”

I’m far more concerned about the apparently total disregard for bracing on the frame.  That’s going to fold like an accordian.  

No question.  She’s on another level.  

Anyone who uses both “die-hard fan” and “bum” in conversations about any sport is probably insufferable enough to where walking into an open manhole is an upgrade from talking sports with them.  

This is the perfect comparison. Some artists just push it way outside their genre, and become appointment viewing regardless of whether you like their style. Missy’s definitely in that group.

I learned it from watching you!

No question...but we’ve also been living in a place where minor accidents like an Audi rear-ending a pickup didn’t cost $15,000 to repair everything, too.  Between the radar stuff and the cameras, we’re close to reaching the place where there aren’t any minor accidents anymore.  

This is actually pretty goddamn funny right here.  

Hey shithead.  Get out of the van and help, or call the fucking cops.  

“Who wouldn’t be pissed?”

“If that was the case, they already would have shut me down.”is so far from “Dear god no, what the hell is wrong with you people?” that I have concerns.  

What’s the sticker price on something like this now?  

I love all these new features, but between the 75,000 dollar price tag, the insurance premiums that are going to ggo up as companies pay big bucks to replace this stuff (the average cost of an accident is going to be a lot higher), the cost of owning a pickup truck has gotten just bonkers.  

Wait...so it’s not okay to root for security to take some idiot on the field’s head off? Because I’m rooting for that. Every. Single. Time.

You should tell your coworker that he/she should have done a better job parenting, and stop blaming technology for his kid’s bad judgement.  

“hell most financial lenders now, require some type of tracker to be installed for both insurance and repossession purposes”

If I saw that and someone hadn’t told me it was supposed to be bird, I’m not sure if I make that connection.  I would have thought it was an off-brand, didn’t have permission Bird maybe.

This is the most convoluted commuting plan ever devised, and yet, it makes 10000% more sense than buying this thing.