I think the Redeye is one of a handful of cars that just underscore that we’re living in the golden age of automobiles. It makes zero sense to own one. No one needs one. It’s 90% more than any of us need.

I don’t think the law requires the (relatively useless) HD resolution though, right?  

As a part-time Bills fan that stopped being emotionally invested in the team a looong time ago, it really is crazy to think about how good those Kelly/Thomas/Reid team were.  Offensively, they’d have fit into today’s game.  And then...it all crashed down.  

Can we talk about the poor bastards who signed up for the men’s league that this guy was pitching in? I mean, those poor guys worked all day, ran out of the office and headed for the park, and then they stepped in and some dude throws one by them at 95?  

I can’t understand the idea of wanting people to watch you breastfeed. When my wife was breastfeeding our daughter, she’d find a quiet place without people, or use one of the family lounges/lactation room s that were available, because she didn’t want people to see her tits.  Is there a reason this person couldn’t…

Nothing says sleeping safely like being locked in a windowless metal box. Bears? Nope. Potential rapists, muggers, murderers? Nuh uh...not getting in.

I guess I’ll never understand this concept. “I don’t want to drill holes, even though no one will ever see them because the license plate will cover them”.

Agreed.  I live in NY, and we require a front plate.  It doesn’t impact anyone’s life, and is occasionally very handy.  

I’d be willing to bet there are a TON of celebrities that do their own laundry, wash their own dishes, etc.  

“The naughty boy. I cooked that potato and ate it. Perfectly good potato. He should be so lucky.”

I feel genuinely bad for Stro. It was really, really clear that he wanted to stay in Toronto, and that the team didn’t want him there.  I understand that the Jays are rebuilding, but this one seems a little short-sighted.  Hopefully the two guys coming across from the Mets are the real deal, otherwise this just looks…

Shut it down folks, we’re done here.

As someone in a family of social workers (I’m the black sheep because I opted to work in education), it is absolutely possible that this guy is a complete and total asshole who doesn’t abuse his kid. There are plenty of really shitty people out there whose actions end up just on the right side of the line for child…

This is such a strange hill for US Soccer to die on. The women are more successful, and it would seem that they are far more popular than the men’s team, which I would assume would mean that they sell more tickets when they play friendlies and sell more merch, right?

Yeah, an unassisted triple play is more of a statistical anomaly where everyone is lined up in the right place than anything else.

Fuck this guy.  He was a great player, but the whole “I’m only going to play for the Jays if I can be an everyday shortstop” rant that forced the team to cut him to avoid a clubhouse cancer is a great look into what a shit bag he is.  I never, ever root for a guy to get injured, but when he got hurt playing for the…

These little missives defending the Cheetoh-in-Charge are really getting pathetic at this point.  Anyone standing up behind that bigoted, racits, xenophobic piece of shit is essentially just raising their hand and saying “Yeah, I’m a racist who has found my king”.  

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I feel like ownership and management are looking at the post ASG record and ERA, and saying “See? I told you this roster was good enough to win!”, and deciding that they’re going to not only get a wild-card spot, but contend for the division lead.

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