I think my goal in life is never to get so pissed off/drunk that I decide that fighting the cops or security makes sense.  

“There is probably no other 15-year-old in the world who would make a major champion like Halep work like that.”

Range, range and more range questions for me.

Knock Knock....

If I had those arms, everything I own would be sleeveless.  

I think the contact was intentional, however I don’t think he was trying to go all terminator on the guy.  He screwed up, apologized and we move on.  He’ll get a 3-5 game suspension, and do his time.  

Wait...did you just put Whitesnake and RATT (2 80's hair bands that couldn’t be further from “death-focused” lyrics) in this category?

Nah, he’s just a good dude having fun playing baseball for a living.  

Excellent point.  His contract was a benchmark that others are going to use going forward (and is a HUGE reason that teams didn’t want to spend massive money on long contracts this offseason), there’s no way the union is going to allow him to take pennis on the dollar to ride of into the sunset gracefully.  

You know what makes people feel a lot better about those sort of things?  Gobs and gobs of money.  

At some point do we start asking questions about strength and conditioning regimens?  I mean, if we’re going to laud teams that can seem to keep their older guys healthy, should we start asking questions about why some teams can’t? 

Everyone is going to laugh at this post and dismiss it, but this is such a prime example of why the idiots following Trump are so dangerous.

Good for her. The guy clearly thinks people of other colors, sexual orientations or place of birth are beneath him, and there are very few people with a platform public enough to call him out on his bullshit.

What is Whitney’s favorite form of coordination?

As long as they keep marketing to people who take their unborn children to see the ocean, they’ll be fine. Suburu owners have chugged their Kool-aid, and will argue forever about how amazing their cars are.  

“What’s the optimal number of dogs to have?

“my parents took out the undergrad ones for me and I didn’t find that out until I graduated, when I discovered I alone was on the hook for them,”

100% okay with the idea of suing for $25 million for this poor woman.

This guy needs to pay for this whole thing in some way.  We’ve got enough real people being assaulted for who they are, and this clown was trying to advance his career from this nonsense.  

In his defense, you probably know the only Tiffani that doesn’t have “pour some sugar on me” as a big part of their work place.